I would like to thank all the people who point out the following in their profiles under the "Dislike" (or other similar section).
Child Abuse, Rapists, Murderers, Domestic Violence, Animal Abuse, Physical Abuse, Liars, Cheaters and Fake People.
Because if you had never informed me of those things I would immediately assume that you were into all those things. Really, thanks for clearing the air. I just hate it when I'm reading profiles and they don't list these things which causes me to wonder. I sit there, read and go "Well they're not into the color pink, rap and country. But what about rapists, murderers and child abusers? They don't mention that so it must be possible they enjoy all those things. Sick bastards."
However, thanks to these people who aren't afraid to point out the obvious, and some might even say - universal, dislikes my mind rests easier when I prepare to rate them.
Why do people insist on telling you how they hate stupid people, stupidity and/or ignorance but then proceed to have a profile filled with grammatical and spelling errors?! Do they not see the irony or self-contradiction?! I would say that if they don't then it puts them in the very categories they are speaking out against.
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Hahaha. That's people for you.
Contradiction is the rule!
The worse part of it all (yes, there's a worse part), the profile is generally filled with non-descriptive information that actually tells you nothing about the person at hand really. They just go on and spew what they believe is witty and humorous banter and it's not.
For the most part I don't like to get all "heavy" with serious matters. However, this is a matter I can not stand by and idly ignore. It's a growing issue and more and more victims are left scarred by this tragic and horrific event.
I am talking about Bro Rape. If you don't believe me then watch this shocking and informative investigative report. I warn you, it's not for the faint at heart.
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Inubus... lol
haha I spelled it wrong... *Incubus
( Rum + Coke ) * Pot = Good Night
So I rated this person a 7 today, which I thought was pretty fair considering that the profile was all of 12 lines. In those 12 lines it is stated that they are new and to be kind. In addition you learn that they like "most kinds of movies". All in all I would say a profile with 12 lines of not so pertinent information, your coven crest and a picture a 7 is a fair rating.
So what does this person, who in their short profile states they rather have the truth then a lie, does? They becoming a Ratings Pussy, so hurt and angered by getting something that wasn't a 10 that they had to show me how much I have upset them by rating me a 1.
Ow. Oh no, what will I do?
Well I'm not going to fall for the vicious cycle of the Ratings Pussy by rating a 1 back then having a blocking session. Whatever. If it makes your pants tight to rate me a 1 in "retaliation" then get out the kleenex and have at it.
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You sir, have a way with words. lol.
Oh wait until I really go on a tear. It's shear poetry man. Shear-fucking-poetry.
I think it's very fair actually. I see alot of these bogus profiles and just get tired of it. Half of them dont even deserve a 7!
You made somebody all butthurt lmao...
Oh finding a new profile that is pretty much empty and seeing that it's had 20 ratings and has a 9.8 is like WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE?! Specially when the last time they logged in was the day they signed up and it's two weeks later. They're not coming back people.
THANK GAWD a smart, intelligent rater. Welcome to the party, sugar-
I cannot for the LIFE of me undersdtand the people who rate everybody a ten, regardless. It is such a joke to see these all the time. And what's worse are the ones who rate profiles that are clearly marked as SUSPENDED.
Suffice it to say, you have just touched a nerve on apet peeve of mine. And thanks for showing some sense. And beware, there will be more ones, and alot of blockages. But then again these people could stop up Hoover DAM.
Welcome to the rave, you even find people whining against a 9.
ManOwaR.
If these guys weren't so fucking brutal metal they would be gayer than the Village People
I was at the meat market grabbing, well meat, when all of a sudden I hear this loud "Where is the bathroom at?" question from behind me a ways. It repeats a few times then I hear a woman say "Please don't be so loud" followed by the question asked "I'll be as loud as I want. Where's the bathroom at God Damn it?!"
I turn around and this old man is wondering around asking random people in the store where the bathroom is at. The more he was ignored or didn't get the answer the louder the question got with the use of "God Damn It" at the end of it. The best was when he yelled "I know you all can here. Where is the God Damn bathroom at? God Damn it!"
Finally he was taken to the bathroom as I tried not to burst out in hysterical laughter with this guy about 10 feet from me. A bit later I'm checking out with my food and he comes wondering up to the front asking "Has anyone seen my friend? Anyone seen the guy I was here with?" but not loud more defeated like. Finally someone said "Yeah, he left. He went outside to wait for you." and the old man's final words where "OK. I'll go outside. Can I have a cigarette?"
Old people are funny.
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I feel sorry for him....when you gotta go you gotta go......and yes, I know "gotta" isn't a word :P
The following is a short list of words that I have seen used in profiles that, despite what the people who wrote them think, are not real words and thus have no actual meaning.
Wiff
Becuz
Shuld
Culdnt
Wuld
Ur
Bak
Sadly these all came from the same profile.
I can understand that sitting down and writing a description of yourself for other people to read can be hard. What information do you want to put out there? How do you want to lay it out for reading? In what order do I need to put the information in? I mean these are all important questions, truly they are, when it comes to filling out your profile.
However, to get to the point where you need to follow a questionnaire in order to relay information about yourself is stepping over the line. I don't need to read 60 questions covering information about you. I don't need to know you prefer white milk over chocolate milk or which color of M&M is your favorite. Really though, my main problem with these stupid questionnaires is that it's cookie cutter information. There's nothing personal about it at all. There's no getting any sense of what the person is like, how they think or even how they relay this information to other people. It's just cold, tasteless and quick information. It's basically the fast food version of personal information and like fast food, it sucks.
It makes me wonder if these people need to carry a copy of these questionnaires around folded up on a ratty looking piece of paper that's about to rip in six different spots from being folded and carried around in your back pocket for so long. Do they pull these questionnaires out as a reference point or even a script when they meet new people? Are they that socially inept? Or is their life just so boring and uninteresting that they just need bullet points to spit out when they meet new people?
It's even better when a person is using aforementioned questionnaire and they still use that annoying text/shorthand speech in their three word answers. YOU'RE TYPING THREE WORDS YOU DON'T NEED TXT/SHORTHAND.
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deathnitegrl
17:31 Feb 15 2010
Hehe well, believe it or not there are really people who say they like those things, in fact these things happen so it must be real, but yeah not mentioning it in your profile won't mean you do.
InsanityHasPigtails
18:02 Feb 15 2010
Awwww, Come now who doesn't love a good Child abuser, Or a rapist. Haha. That is a bit twisted.
SamotDuKyrie
18:51 Feb 15 2010
You know, I get three free accounts so maybe I should make an account that just says:
"Hi, there's not much to tell about me but I will try. I'm a murdering rapist that enjoys domestic violence, animal abuse and any form of physical abuse. I enjoy lying and cheating while making people believe I'm something I'm not. When I'm not raping and murdering someone I spend my days standing outside a school yard playground picking out which kid I'm going to have "afternoon delight" with."
I put money on the fact I will get 10's and maintain a 9+ rating.